I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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