Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i dont even know how to be here
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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