New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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