wanna go halves on a baby?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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