She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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