you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
soo... how was my night?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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