I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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