Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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