At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
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I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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