It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
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ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize