I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
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My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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