I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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