I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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