the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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