nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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