My cat gives me a boner
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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