I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
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you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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