dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Your cock deserves a montage
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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