Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
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I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He has the fingertips of a God
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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