I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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