Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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