Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Randomize