You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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