they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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