Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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