make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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