so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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