New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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