I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
i think im in europe. pls send help
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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