i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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