awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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