im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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