i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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