I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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