I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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