you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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