Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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