Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
as a side note pls kill me
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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