This dress was meant to end up on your floor
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Randomize