like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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