you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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