i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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