Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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