i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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