that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Alive.
So much puke
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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