my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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