You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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