I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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