I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
our cab driver is having phone sex.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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