these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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