did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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