She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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