He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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